D’yall fantisize about yarn shops in unusual contexts?
The airport yarn shop—A no brainer. Frazzled women with credit cards. Imagine the sock yarn you’d sell.
The wine bar yarn shop—Another no brainer. Drunk women with credit cards. Red wine comes in crystal sippy cups to avoid yarn stains.
The hotel concierge yarn shop—Lose a DPN? Call room service!
The day-care provider yarn shop—Full-time, certified child care professionals watch children while mommy shops.
The counseling center yarn shop. Still another no brainer. Distraught women with credit cards. If knitting is therapeutic, why not offer the real thing?
What’s your yarn shop fantasy?