Keep in mind as you read the following exchange that "eating more lightly on the Earth" was Mitch's idea.
After chopping, boiling, blending, sauteeing, wilting and searing eyeballs with jalapeno juice, Ms. Nake-id presents Mr. Nake-id with a heaping plate of vegetarian feijoada, brown rice, fresh salsa and wilted greens. (Recipe from Moosewood Restaurant Low-Fat Favorites)
Mitch: You're trying to starve me.
Me: You're the one who wanted to eat more vegetarian food.
Mitch: I'm so hungry I can't think.
Me: There's plenty of food. You'll even have leftovers for lunch.
Mitch: (Makes an unprintable reference to the likely gastro-intestinal consequences his wife will ultimately suffer.)
Me (Defensively): I took Beano.
Mitch: (Reaching for a third helping) The salsa's really good, but maybe we can have burgers tomorrow?
19 years people. As of this weekend we've been a couple for 19 years.
P.S. There's still time to submit a vegetarian recipe for some gorgeous Colorado-dyed vegetarian yarn!