Id: I wanna start a fabric stash.
Superego: No, you don’t.
Id: Yes, I do..
Superego: Whatever for?
Id: I’ve got curtains and throw pillows to make for El Rancho. And you should see what’s out there.
Superego: I’m waiting.
Id: Well, there’s this gnome fabric from this Ebay store called Fabricfreak.
Superego: You’re making “gnome” curtains?
Id: No, silly. I just thought it was cool. But I have been flirting with the Frida fabric.
Superego: It’s a little garish…
Id: But fun…
Superego: It’s not my taste.
Id: OK. How ‘bout the Polynesian barkcloth at Atomic Textiles?
Superego: In a ranch?
Id: You have no imagination.
Superego: You have no esthetics.
Id: Asian koi?
Superego: Nope.
Id: Cowboys?
Superego: Pu-lease
Id: Shirtless cowboys!
Superego: You’re making me tired. Besides, you don’t know how to sew and you don’t own a sewing machine.
Id: You’re such a control freak.
Superego: I prefer to describe myself as “practical.”
Id: I’m calling my seamstress.
Superego: I’m calling the credit bureau.