The 12 Days of Vegmas

On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A Veganomicon cookbook.
 
On the second day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Two tofu pups
And a Veganomicon cookbook.
 
On the third day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Three French fries

Two tofu pups

And a Veganomicon cookbook.
 
On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Four B12s

Three French fries
Two tofu pups

And a Veganomicon cookbook.
 
On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Five colonics!
Four B12s

Three French fries
Two tofu pups

And a Veganomicon cookbook.

 
(Moving right along)

On the [twelfth] day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
12 doctors clapping
11 friends a freaking

10 vegans tooting
Nine bovines beaming
Eight squashes steaming
Seven salads spinning
Six kale chips crisping

Five colonics!
Four B12s

Three French fries
Two tofu pups

And a Veganomicon cookbook.