You gotta wonder how many Droid X covers, weight loss diets and Tiffany rings get sold via blog spam? Have you ever rushed out to play poker or purchase a kitchen remodel because some nefarious server sent spam to your blog or someone else's? Do you know anyone who's bragged, "I got this great deal on a computer from blog spam?"

There were 140 spam in the old in-box this morning. What do we do with all that spam. We. Eat. It. For. Lunch.

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