Doesn’t she understand that novelty yarn is so over?

Loosely based on the Sophie pattern using a mix of Lamb’s Pride and Cascade 220 in black and grays, silver Fun Fur, Berroco Lazer FX, Baby Monkey and some other hairy stuff. Not pictured...the red satin lining, jerry-rigged with needlework canvas, iron-on hem tape and fire-engine red polyester.