I don’t need you Lizard Ridge, I really don’t. Liz (at this point, we can use our diminutives, no?) go find some other knitters. There’s a nice Leapin’ Lizards Knitalong just for you. They’ve even posted links to discounted Kureyon sources and everything. Please, someone tell Liz to go away. I don’t want to be her friend.

Then Stephanie had to go knit Liz and she looked splendid. Just stunning. So, now I’m like all jealous. I’m thinking I wanna be friends now, but can’t get around the wave thing. I’m thinking, she might be too high maintenance, too needy. OK, I give. I’ll knit one square. Just one. Just to see if I'm up for the challenge. I’ll only get one skein of yarn. That'll protect me. Then I’ll forget to pick up my wraps. And I’ll break the yarn. And I won’t block it. And, I'll tangle my skein into a knotted mess. So there.

Golly gopher guts and gosh darn. Know what? It’s like hanging out with the cool kids by the locker, it’s that good.

Noro Kureyon, color 184