The end of the year gets us thinking--about things accomplished and things left undone. It's got me wondering about the role knitting plays in my life.
For example, do you ever do this?
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You meet someone new. Say the President-Elect. If he's wearing a sweater, do you immediately breach all social conventions (and the Secret Service), touch it and ask if it was handknit?
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You're in a meeting. An important one where you are expected to contribute important, penetrating thoughts. And instead of giving it your undivided attention, you're designing sweaters in your head?
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You receive an invitation to a social event. Do you accept immediately or do you hesitate, concerned that it will cut into your knitting time?
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Your spouse is speaking. Do you listen, eyes looking into his adoringly? Or do you surf Ravelry while he's talking?
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You're dining at a fabulous restaurant. And all you can think about is its proximity to the yarn shop down the street?
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You're discussing politics. Do you find yourself using knitting metaphors to describe the state of the world?
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You're watching a film. And you can't concentrate on the action because the heroine is wearing this stunning, must-knit cardi?
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You spy a new pattern. Suddenly everyone you know, including your male clients, needs a slouchy beret?
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You haven't showered all day. Do you soap yourself down? Or say, phht, I'd rather knit?
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You can smell that something going seriously awry in the kitchen. Do you drop the cable you're fixing? Or do you run to save dinner?
I'm not saying I do any of the above. Just wondering...