Well, it started with this and now we’ve got this…

Would you buy me a decent bra, for crissake?
This is next season’s Nipple Bag. I was going for more of an A-cup, but wound up with a DD instead, lopsided no less. Here’s the full-frontal:

Moral of the story: Don’t mix a single crochet aureole with a double-drochet body. Words to live by, don’t you think?