If you’re anything like me, you’re in complete denial that real work must be produced this week. So why not take a spare moment or six or 600 and participate in the time-honored tradition of Cyber Monday?

And, just to be perverse, shop your favorite micro-shops. Here are some fiber-related ideas from Etsy.

1. For the spinner who likes to wear their craft on their sleeve, ur, chest:

From luchaworkshop

2. For the organic wool junkie: An organic tee that says it like it is.

From DuchessCraft

3. For the knitter who likes to wear their craft on their, you know:

From Knithappens

4. For the knitter and seeker:

From FunkyQuail

5. For the knitter on the go:

From Millefleur

6. For the precision knitter-fashionista—the stitch-marker holder/row counter bracelet:

From Hide and Sheep