I’ve been trying to swatch a pattern from Barbara Walker’s A Second Treasury of Knitting Patterns, a pretty little background lace called Cherry Tree. I tried it once. Decided I counted wrong, then tried again. And again. I wasn’t knitting under the influence. Nor was I asleep at the needles. I added, subtracted, counted and recounted. How can you get from the 19 stitches in row 4 to the 22 stitches in row 5? (See below.)
Could it be that Babs is wrong? Could it be that we need to interpret the Bible rather than take it literally? People, I need an answer.

Oh, and for a quick yarn-related yuk, read Sunday's Doonesbury. (Courtesy of my BIL.)