I keep a keychain counter on my desk and as of right now it indicates: Only 95 days, 13 hours and 18 minutes left in the Bush Administration.  

To help us survive these last dark days, a colleague compiled this book, Nutrition Accomplished: Your Recipe Guide to the Last 100 Days of the Bush Presidency. In it you'll find such delicacies as Rums Field Green Salad, Impeach Pie and Karl Rovaloni tucked under chapter headers that read, "Stay the First Course" and "Surge to the Main Course."

We think it's a mighty clever idea.